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Has Joe Biden Had Botox? (see photos)

Postby Tomas » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:19 pm

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Has Joe Biden Had Botox?

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The New York Post found a plastic surgeon who thinks so.

(see photos)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/0 ... 31756.html




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Todd & Sarah Palin in People magazine article

Postby Tomas » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:55 am

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Todd & Sarah Palin in People magazine article

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Who's the better cook?
Sarah: It depends on what we're cooking. I'm a better -
Todd: She's a good cook.
Sarah: I'm a better cooker. You're a better, like he can smoke salmon better than anybody else that I know. And can salmon. We eat a lot of wild Alaska seafood and we're trying different recipes all the time with that. You do a couple of those dishes better than I do.
Todd: Barbecue, yeah.
Sarah: Barbecued salmon.

How do you get that knowledge?
Sarah: I'm a voracious reader, always have been. I appreciate a lot of information. I think that comes from growing up in a family of schoolteachers also where reading and seizing educational opportunities was top on my parents' agenda. That was instilled in me.

What do you like to read?
Sarah: Autobiographies, historical pieces - really anything and everything. Besides the kids and sports, reading is my favorite thing to do.

-Click URL for complete article-

http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... _1,00.html



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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Alex Jacob » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:21 am

...continuing from the People article (which was really very good, thank you Tomas!)

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What do you like to read?
Sarah: Autobiographies, historical pieces - really anything and everything. Besides the kids and sports, reading is my favorite thing to do.
Can you name something recent?
Sarah: Oh, I found a nice edition of the collected works of the Marquis de Sade at a Wiscilla yard sale---the illustrations are exquisite, weren't they, hon?
Todd: Oh yes, really finely reproduced. Some of them are so juicy you almost have to wipe your hands after turning the page...
(laughs)
Sarah: See, that's another thing, the hatchet job I've been given would make you think that I ain't givin' any blow jobs, but---that is certainly not the case. I give a great blow job.
Todd: Sarah gives an exquisite blow job, I really must say. She has what I can only call a democratic enthusiam for the art.
So, what else do you read?
Sarah: I'd always wanted to read Che Guevara's works, especially his essays to the First Internationale, you know, so I can better understand that terrible Cuban dictator. So I read the Art of Guerrilla Warfare, and then went on the Eduardo Galeano's Open Veins of Latin America. Right now I about a third into Killing Hope: US Military and CIA Interventions Since WW 2 by William Blum. It's all lies, lies and more lies, but its kinda fun...

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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Tomas » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:32 am

Alex Jacob wrote:...continuing from the People article (which was really very good, thank you Tomas!)

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What do you like to read?
Sarah: Autobiographies, historical pieces - really anything and everything. Besides the kids and sports, reading is my favorite thing to do.
Can you name something recent?
Sarah: Oh, I found a nice edition of the collected works of the Marquis de Sade at a Wiscilla yard sale---the illustrations are exquisite, weren't they, hon?
Todd: Oh yes, really finely reproduced. Some of them are so juicy you almost have to wipe your hands after turning the page...
(laughs)
Sarah: See, that's another thing, the hatchet job I've been given would make you think that I ain't givin' any blow jobs, but---that is certainly not the case. I give a great blow job.
Todd: Sarah gives an exquisite blow job, I really must say. She has what I can only call a democratic enthusiam for the art.
So, what else do you read?
Sarah: I'd always wanted to read Che Guevara's works, especially his essays to the First Internationale, you know, so I can better understand that terrible Cuban dictator. So I read the Art of Guerrilla Warfare, and then went on the Eduardo Galeano's Open Veins of Latin America. Right now I about a third into Killing Hope: US Military and CIA Interventions Since WW 2 by William Blum. It's all lies, lies and more lies, but its kinda fun...

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You know, Alex...

Are you homosexual? (this was hinted at by a couple guys this summer)

The reason I ask, on the Genius side, Prostitution thread, by Sue Hindmarsh, you claim to be against prostitution somehow it translates into a moral breakdown..

But here, you expose your degenerate side.. is it a split-personality disorder?

I don't care about spoofing whether they like Castro, Che Guevara whatever..

Which are you?

There's a streak of sexual deviancy there...

Even posting a semi-nude of a married woman- never mind it is before she married Sarkozy.

Your temper tantrum that Carl pointed out.

I don't fault the Obama's in their personal married life, or McCain's, the Biden's, or the Palin's marriages.

What is it in you that drives you to post this on a public forum where underage children may read?



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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Alex Jacob » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:40 am

Yes, Tomas, I am homysexual and right now I am sitting in silk panties with my hair all in curlers. Are you surprised?

Over the last week or so you have, I regret to say, revealed a very unintelligent side of your fine self and have, in my opinion, rendered yourself ridiculous. From the look of it you have the brain of your fabled 'underage child'. Maybe your internet privelages should be suspended? I tried to indicate to you the difference between 'erotica' and 'pornography'. Sarkozy's wife was a professional model and these images, in France, have no negative connotation. That you cannot distinguish between an erotic image and pornography, is part of the problem. A simple and direct (even 'spiritual') eroticism is desirable. Vulgar, blatant, exploitive pornography is what is to be avoided.

As to the rest, I suggest you rev up your brain and try to figure out what it means and why. Explanations, to the brain-dead, are a waste of time, don't you think?

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Biden: Why Would You Exaggerate This?

Postby Tomas » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:21 pm

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Biden: Why Would You Exaggerate This?

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..why would you emotionally beef up the story of how your wife was killed in a car accident? Isn't it horrific enough? Biden apparently has been saying for years that the truck driver who killed his wife in an accident (who has since died himself) was drunk. He wasn't.

"To see it coming from [Biden's] mouth, I just burst into tears," Dunn's daughter, Glasgow resident Pamell Hamill, 44, said Wednesday. "My dad was always there for us. Now we feel like we should be there for him because he's not here to defend himself."

Is there a reporter with guts sufficient to ask Biden that question?

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Hidin' Biden: Reining In a Voluble No. (see photo)

Postby Tomas » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:40 am

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Hidin' Biden: Reining In a Voluble No.

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Biden is now leashed to a teleprompter even when he is talking in a high school gym that is three-quarters empty. (see photo)

see a gallery of campaign gaffes here

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http://www.time.com/time/politics/artic ... 40,00.html


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Re: Biden/Palin

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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Tomas » Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:30 am



Brad,

This was trotted out after McCain "selected" her, it's moreso because of her bloodline to the Queen of England (Lady Diana to be more exact), she doesn't have aspirations beyond Alaska politics after this run. Whether McCain and her pull off the Electoral College, is up to Diebold.

Seems another rerun of 2000, where Bush, Cheney won the Electoral College...

Palin is more likely to go Hollywood, have a talk show etc.

You know, she was pregnant when her and Todd married...

PS - You, Alex, Anna, Brokenhead better take a flight up to Wasilla - go to the dumpsters, see if you can find any torn-off mattress tags that may be linked to the Palin's. It's illegal (under penalty of law) to remove mattress tags, you know..?



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Re: Biden/Palin

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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Shahrazad » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:55 am

It's illegal (under penalty of law) to remove mattress tags, you know..?


No dummy, those are pillow tags!
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Shah's Alaskan Adventure

Postby Tomas » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:38 am

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Shah's Alaskan Adventure (the juicy details)


-Tomas's earlier harping-
It's illegal (under penalty of law) to remove mattress tags, you know..?

-Shah's dumpster diving located-
No dummy, those are pillow tags!

-tomas-
Huh! So who did you trace those back to? Goose feathers or run-of-the-mill foam?

PS - Any other goodies you find .. and could you see Russia?




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Is Biden Senile?

Postby Tomas » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:25 pm

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Is Biden Senile?


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It appears to me that Joe Biden shows symptoms of senile dementia, either Alzheimer's or another form of aging.

The Democrats appear to recognize this, and permit no more questions be put to him.

Shouldn't a question of Biden's mental condition be pressed?

-Click URL for full article-

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West Hollywood Gays Take Down Sarah Palin Hanging Effigy

Postby Tomas » Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:42 am

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West Hollywood Gays Take Down Sarah Palin Hanging Effigy (see photos)

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'My understanding is that the mayor had a long talk with the man and convinced him to bring it down. The homeowner began to realize what they had done caused a little more of a reaction than they had hoped for.'

The U.S. Secret Service recently looked into the display and said there was no threat. (see photos)

-Click URL for complete article-

http://www.towleroad.com/2008/10/west-hollywood.html




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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby brad walker » Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:40 am

Palin takes prank call from fake French president wrote:MONTREAL -- Sarah Palin has unwittingly taken a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and told him she may make a good president in eight years.

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Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she received the prank call.


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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Iolaus » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:27 am

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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Tomas » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:52 am

brad walker wrote:
Palin takes prank call from fake French president wrote:MONTREAL -- Sarah Palin has unwittingly taken a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and told him she may make a good president in eight years.

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Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she received the prank call.


Transcript and Audio (Hilarious (and frightening))



Yep, dumb and dumber :-(


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Re: Biden/Palin

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One reason you might vote for Sarah Palin

Postby Tomas » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:36 am

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One reason you might vote for Sarah Palin (see photo)

By Daniel Finkelstein


The Political Gender Gap: Gender Bias in Facial Inferences that Predict Voting Behavior is authored by Joan Chiao, Nicholas Bowman and Harleen Gill. Here is its thrust:

http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/ ... e-nic.html

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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Iolaus » Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:16 am

For me the fake French president prank was too mean, and I couldn't listen to it.
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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Shahrazad » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:10 pm

I just listened to the prank call, and I could not have made a call like that. It was mean.
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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Tomas » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:31 am

Iolaus wrote:For me the fake French president prank was too mean, and I couldn't listen to it.


One can be educated at the finest colleges and universities and still come out a bumbling fool, sexual deviants are everywhere. Exposing their dark humor is now the norm.

These adult males (boys) have never and will never be .. men. They will forever be locked in at adolescent "boy".

Mocking anothers' married life with sexual innuendo, started (really took off) with Bill Clinton. Late-night talk shows and Saturday Night Live-type shows.

It's as I said earlier about Larry Flint and his Palin lookalike, now the Sarkozy comments, killing baby animals is the norm.

People surf YouTube to find the ever-more degenerate stuff.

If you hadn't noticed, the Left always first sends out the female attack dogs to go after another female like a Palin, the boys hide behind the girls' skirts until the subject has been drug-down to the socially-acceptable level where the boys can then attack Palin.

Ditto for the Right.


When was in that business, never participated in muck-racking, remained non-partisan best as humanly possible.



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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Tomas » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:52 am

Shahrazad wrote:I just listened to the prank call, and I could not have made a call like that. It was mean.



Yet it's alright for Castro to sleep with an unwilling "underage" woman every other night or so?

One of his offspring (an adult daughter) lives in Miami, speaks out about his perversions.

As I commented earlier, Jesuits cannot legally marry, but can produce offspring at leisure.

A prime example is former California governor, Gerry Brown. He's a Jesuit priest but never married. Though he "dated" Linda Ronstandt for years..

Another is the chief advisor to New York governor Paterson. A former Jesuit, who left the Order to marry a woman.

Perverts everywhere..


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Re: Biden/Palin

Postby Alex Jacob » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:03 am

From Wikipedia:

"In March 2005, Brown announced his engagement to his partner since 1990, Anne Gust, former chief counsel for Gap. They were married on June 18 in a ceremony officiated by Senator Dianne Feinstein in the Rotunda Building in downtown Oakland. They had a second, religious ceremony later in the day in the Roman Catholic church in San Francisco where Brown's parents had been married. Brown and Gust live near downtown Oakland, at the former Sears Roebuck Building, with their black Labrador, Dharma."
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Like Orlando, Biden bans Philadelphia station

Postby Tomas » Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:18 am

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Like Orlando, Biden bans Philadelphia station after tough interview

Biden riled by Philly CBC affiliate anchors' questioning

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/206633.html



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