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Contrary to popular perception, men are auto-erotic.
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Leyla Shen wrote:Contrary to popular perception, men are auto-erotic.
I think everyone knows that most men masturbate.
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Orenholt wrote:
Leyla Shen wrote:Contrary to popular perception, men are auto-erotic.
I think everyone knows that most men masturbate.
Ah, you're right. I should have just said, "Contrary to popular perception, most men masturbate".

My apologies.
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And why is it that they are such nymphs ???
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Leyla Shen wrote:
Orenholt wrote:
Leyla Shen wrote:Contrary to popular perception, men are auto-erotic.
I think everyone knows that most men masturbate.
Ah, you're right. I should have just said, "Contrary to popular perception, most men masturbate".

My apologies.
Hahahahahaha. Fuck that was funny. Sad, too, somehow...
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While according to popular perception, men are generally automotive.
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Diebert van Rhijn wrote:While according to popular perception, men are generally automotive.

yeah....full of gaseous fumes
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Only when sadness sets in.
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Diebert van Rhijn wrote:Only when sadness sets in.

lol


i know i've been a bitch.....you're not the only one I've saddened.....I'm like a flaming hot-rod in a drag race.....my tail-pipe dragging and sparking....
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Cheer up...I still have fond memories of good advice you gave me once....there is a soft spot in my heart for you reguardless....I am only half hard-hearted.
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Dan Rowden wrote:Hahahahahaha. Fuck that was funny. Sad, too, somehow...
Diebert van Rhijn wrote:While according to popular perception, men are generally automotive.
Yeah. (:
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I've just fixed the air con on my car. Now I have that warm and fuzzy feeing inside.
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Robert wrote:I've just fixed the air con on my car. Now I have that warm and fuzzy feeing inside.
Don't you mean you have cool breezy feelings on the outside? :P
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What he REALLY is saying, is that he feels just like a woman......(men can be womenly too sometimes :)

First he does something totally masculine (fixing his air conditioning....something a woman wouldn't do...she would take it somewhere to get it fixed.....

Then he humorously juxtaposes how he feels so good inside (warm & fuzzy), like how women love feeling about things....

And my airconditioner needs fixing too....but i will have someone (a man) do it for me, as i have no interest in learning how to do it myself...
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You never know Kunga, I've known of two female mechanics locally to me working in two separate garages that were, and I'm fairly sure of this, women. You know, not transgendered or what have you. And one was even French! Just shows you.
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Yeah...they were women, doing a masculine task....unlike what most biological women do. I know of also, a woman mechanic...but she ain't no lady !!! I have thought of taking classes in car mechanics...but didn't go through with it....also I am mechanic in other ways...putting things together & taking apart, furniture, vaccumes, bikes, whatever....just not cars...
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37 Conversation Rules for Gentlemen from 1875
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/06/1 ... from-1875/

How quaint. Where would we be without progress.
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