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My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by mensa-maniac » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:46 am

My Lord and Heavenly Father

I have much to be thankful for
The memories of that little girl
Who knocked and you walked
Through her door

She was nine years old when she accepted
To love the Heavenly Lord
Who rose her to high and mighty
For his own accord

She's not mighty in money, but mighty does she measure
A brain of gold does unfold, her goodness is her treasure

She disciplines her deliberate sins
And asks the Lord in prayer
Forgive me my Heavenly Father
Thank you for being there

I love you my Heavenly Father
You've guided me through my journey
When I'm dead and resting my head
You'll raise me from the gurney

And take me to heaven to fly with the angels
To be someone's guardian spirit
Let me Oh Lord be director of souls
With your assistance to rear it

Donna Thompson
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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by Dan Rowden » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:31 am

Dear God,

If Donna goes first, please don't let her be my guardian spirit. I can only take so much, ya know?

Thank you in advance, Lord.

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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by mensa-maniac » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:18 am

The Lord heard you Son, now continue to pray!

Pray as you may, may as you pray
Pray for whatever in your own way
Avoid repetition, be clear when you speak
It doesn't matter if you sound meek
Say it like you're confiding in Dad
Or talking to a brother
Ask for anything in Jesus's name
For answers they come from no other

Hey Danny Boy, I'm going to ask God specifically for you!

God knows best!

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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by Dan Rowden » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:21 pm

My Humble Prayer

Jesus, dear Son of God,
To your indulgence I do nod.
You know my plight: my dick is small.
I want it big; I want it tall.

I state it plain: I am a genius,
Match it with a throbbing penis!
I want a dick that girls enthralls;
I want to boast in toilet stalls.

They say you answer every prayer;
C'mon! I see you wanking there!
Make a throng with my small dong -
With a massive prick I can't go wrong.

I know it's petty, I know it's sick,
To pray for a really gigantic dick.
But think of all the joy I'll bring,
To all the girls who'll see that thing!

So, forget the starving children, Lord,
Please heed my last and desperate word:
Make it dangle, make it long,
For you I'll sing a penis song!

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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by mensa-maniac » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:57 pm

My Lord and Heavenly Father

Women come in four sizes
It's really in the fit
A penis big or small
Will fit in the right fit

It's in the fit, big or small
The hand is powerful of them all
Roman hands and Russian fingers
The scent of her is what lingers

It's in the fit big or small
The workmanship is what's tall
Playing is the game that lasts
When respect calls the cast

It's in the fit big or small
Compatibility is the call
Compatible in voice of reason
Compatible in every season
Compatible in loving trust
Compatible in loving lust
Compatible in connecting
Compatible in affecting
Compatible in every way
The penis is the bonus play!

They say that opposites attract
but it's really in the fit
Big with small, small with big
The right size is the hit
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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by Dan Rowden » Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:37 pm

Dear God,

Please destroy poetry for the rest of eternity.

Dan

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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by Animus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:04 am

I once knew a girl from Nantucket, she was dating a gigolo from Phuket.

Ah, fuck it!

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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by Kunga » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:25 am

DEAREST DAN...
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
BUT FIRST LETS SEE YOUR HAND
AND LET ME PLAY IN YOUR BAND

AND DON'T SUPPRESS MY LAUGHTER
OR YOU WILL SEE STARS AFTER
AND THEY WON'T BE TWINKLING NIGHTLY
INSTEAD THE HEAD WILL TIGHT BE




Goddess
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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by cousinbasil » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:30 am

One night in late October
When I was far from sober
Carrying my load with manly pride,

My feet began to stutter
So I lay down in the gutter
And a pig came near and lay down by my side.

A lady passing by was heard to say:
"You can tell the one who boozes
By the company he chooses!"
So the pig got up and slowly walked away.

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Re: My Lord and Heavenly Father

Post by mensa-maniac » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:55 am

My Lord and Heavenly Father

Never been a pig
Never been a whore
Never been a slut
Been good to the core

Just having fun spewing the tongue
Out from the yap speweth dung
Just having fun spewing the tongue
Watch what I say or get hung
Just haviing fun spewing the tongue
This is the song I have sung
Just having fun spewing the tongue

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