Invent your own joke!

[Pincho Paxton]

Can you invent a joke? Have a try... here is my attempt....


It was highway robbery when an Indian doctor examined Carl Bench, and said
"you have lots of de tiny gallstones in de liver, dat'll cost you £500 to have dem removed."

"£500? That seems a lot of money, do you have a breakdown of the costs?"

"I have de price list" said the doctor....

Sand And de Liver....£500

[Pincho Paxton]

I had a new theory that one man could sleep above another in parallel lines, but it was debunked!

[Kunga]

Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Funny
Funny who ?
Funny you should ask

[Blair]

Why did the genius cross the road?

'Cause

Why did he cross back?

for Effect

I invented that joke and posted it here last year, I find it too clever for it's own good, almost

*
Did you hear the one about the "ultimate" reality-show for geniuses?

Nothing inherently happens..

[Kunga]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Because she saw a cock comming after her....LOL

[Blair]

Why did the chicken 'cross' the road?

Cause it was a born-again christian..

[Kunga]

Why was the man unconscious ?
Because he was in drag.

[Blair]

Why is it sad when a woman stops having periods at 45?

because period is only supposed to last 15 minutes.

[Steven Coyle]

just a dash.

[Blair]

Oh was that a joke of your invention Coyle?

Or are you just you a bottom feeding tool with no real creativity?

Let's hear it then, your joke..

[HUNTEDvsINVIS]

im really bad at this...

what did the cigarette say to the cocaine?
you really crack him up, but im hotter than you.

why did the chicken cross the road?
to make a yolk

[Blair]

The story of the human race

Knock Knock,
who's there?
A=A
A=A who?
What, are you a fucking owl? A=A.
I don't get it, goodbye, don't knock here again.

[Tor_Hershman]

"Tor Hershman's AmaZING Grace"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK_yVdGNGk