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Invent your own joke!

Post by Pincho Paxton » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:40 am

Can you invent a joke? Have a try... here is my attempt....


It was highway robbery when an Indian doctor examined Carl Bench, and said
"you have lots of de tiny gallstones in de liver, dat'll cost you £500 to have dem removed."

"£500? That seems a lot of money, do you have a breakdown of the costs?"

"I have de price list" said the doctor....

Sand And de Liver....£500

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Pincho Paxton » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:46 am

I had a new theory that one man could sleep above another in parallel lines, but it was debunked!

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Kunga » Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:12 am

Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Funny
Funny who ?
Funny you should ask

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Blair » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:48 am

Why did the genius cross the road?

'Cause

Why did he cross back?

for Effect

I invented that joke and posted it here last year, I find it too clever for it's own good, almost

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Did you hear the one about the "ultimate" reality-show for geniuses?

Nothing inherently happens..

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Kunga » Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:40 am

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Because she saw a cock comming after her....LOL

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Blair » Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:58 am

Why did the chicken 'cross' the road?

Cause it was a born-again christian..

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Kunga » Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:00 pm

Why was the man unconscious ?
Because he was in drag.

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Blair » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:40 pm

Why is it sad when a woman stops having periods at 45?

because period is only supposed to last 15 minutes.

Steven Coyle

Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Steven Coyle » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:15 pm

just a dash.

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Blair » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:38 pm

Oh was that a joke of your invention Coyle?

Or are you just you a bottom feeding tool with no real creativity?

Let's hear it then, your joke..

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by HUNTEDvsINVIS » Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:02 pm

im really bad at this...

what did the cigarette say to the cocaine?
you really crack him up, but im hotter than you.

why did the chicken cross the road?
to make a yolk

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Blair » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:31 pm

The story of the human race

Knock Knock,
who's there?
A=A
A=A who?
What, are you a fucking owl? A=A.
I don't get it, goodbye, don't knock here again.

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Re: Invent your own joke!

Post by Tor_Hershman » Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:52 pm

"Tor Hershman's AmaZING Grace"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK_yVdGNGk
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