Koans

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Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:10 am

how to analyze weather: "nuh"

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:24 am

how to engage "aqua professor":

put your woggles on.

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:20 am

how to gel tab: the money is hiding in the yellow jacket

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Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:29 am

how to "inner friend" = "ace min"

(what loads while smoking marijuana)

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Re: Koans

Post by mensa-maniac » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:57 pm

Diebert van Rhijn wrote:A senior traveling monk called "Coiled Steve" walked into the Buddhist temple of Tiān Cái Lùn Tán. He noticed the renowned Patriarch Solway and Ch'an master Quinn standing at the entrance looking at the Ta-pao Mi-Lei-Fwo. He approached them and remarked:"Sirs, why is it that you never employ the known Koans?". There was no reply though and the two masters just kept gazing at the Ta-pao. After Steve left the Patriarch said to the Ch'an master the following words: "How to stimulate people's brains and wake them up from the sleep of concentrating on things like their breath or their mantra? How to force people to think instead of just sitting?"*

Ch'an master Quinn replied:"One can ever only simply offer an expression of emptiness, couched in words.*. It is the novelty and unexpectedness of the skilfully-introduced Koan which unsettles the mind and does its magic. *".

Mensa says: "One can ever only simply offer an expression of emptiness, couched in words"
This statement actually rings truth to it, as derogatory as it sounds. Only truth has sound no matter how it is expressed!

A nearby junior monk cleaning the floor hearing the words while casually eavesdropping suddenly attained great enlightenment.

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Re: Koans

Post by Pincho Paxton » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:38 am

Debunking of the Bunk Bed.

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:10 am

how to be a wizard: the lum sum is a greth

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:27 am

knowing that all is 1, utilize the formula that all is simply data to be decoded, which accesses "un un"

Sage!

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:30 am

how to access cyber reality: "same/difference internal difference quantum in"

i.e. while watching television: "naver"

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:14 am

when you're high, you're in einstein's main

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Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:26 am

tiny "eds" are sent from other's main's

to decode these sunspot headaches simply read them

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Re: Koans

Post by Carl G » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:51 am

Life's movie best with pop-koan and a yoda.


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Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:56 am

how to enjoy art: read it

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Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:01 am

the universe is infinite

because its all on the in

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:16 am

talking to your internal system (your roto) surrounds you with genii's

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:54 am

reason for the universe: constellations are archetypes

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Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:04 am

how to enter common: take it to the durse

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Re: Koans

Post by Kunga » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:11 am

big heart on

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Re: Koans

Post by guest_of_logic » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:51 am

4U

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Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:08 am

divide and subjugate

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Re: Koans

Post by Kunga » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:40 am

like watermelon

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:43 am

thought packets come in matrices

I ate a sandwich (2), did I (4), I did (9)

Steven Coyle

Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:20 am

each time you "auto" pick at your nose, its from your true

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Re: Koans

Post by Steven Coyle » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:20 am

1/x = pos tip

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Re: Koans

Post by Kunga » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:56 am

blows my mind

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