Classic, local one-liners, and such

[Leyla Shen]

You know, I’ve been rather impressed with the humour on this forum recently. So, I decided to open a thread dedicated to local humour.

17 October 2007

Neil Melnyk: You don't want to be the tree that falls alone in the forest making a sound that nobody ever hears.

Dan Rowden: No, we don't want to be a particularly stupid philosophical cliche. Do you?

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Philosophaster: The Tao is "infinitely dumb?" What does that mean?

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Casually (or perhaps apathetically?) slipped in between pages of a raging debate essentially about bullying:

tek0: Half the time nature is trying to kill us as a matter of course and the common state of decay we all share.

:)

[Dan Rowden]

Sadly, this will only encourage people to try to be punny.

[Leyla Shen]

That would be unfortunate...

PS: you did notice I left your "coconut" comment out, right? Now that was a pun!

[Dan Rowden]

Yes, philosophical vaudeville would ensue; we'd end up having to charge admission.

[Leyla Shen]

What, earn some money? Surely you jest!

[Dan Rowden]

Of course we'd donate all the proceeds to charity. I mean, duh.

[Philosophaster]

I'm already flying all over the place. Look out the window, I'm up there in the trees.

[tek0]

Pouring over our grammatical masterpieces eh?


Reminds me of this old episode of Red Dwarf:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=1

[Unidian]

Otto Weininger

Otto Weininger

Otto Weininger

[Philosophaster]

OK then, but up your arse.

[Katy]

OK then, but up your arse.

Beer Enema!