Break the code

[Dropsonde]

zxbajhjoqcfdjocgmdcetvafehhobabbexudfa

This code is pretty darn close to unbreakable.

Clues:
The keys are the vowels
The answer is in english
Think double

I guarantee nobody will be able to break it.

[HUNTEDvsINVIS]

I broke the code: the answer is: you are a total FUCKWIT. you know why? Because...if you "GUARANTEE" that no one will be able to break it, why did you post it? You just said it is unsolvable. I'll give you the speech this guy gave someone else online who pretended he was Jesus to get a girlfriend: "If I ever find you, I will nail your fucking heart to a wall".

[Imadrongo]

Lol I was going to attempt it but then realized I have way too many things to do that are much more important. :(

Either way I don't see why this question is posted here.