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jonfield
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Take Note

Post by jonfield » Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:54 pm

You are commanded to read all this in a different way than the other things you read.



This has to be said for another reason than the reason you believe it is said.



The connection between the statements you read here is real but not logical.



The more you understand what is being transmitted here, the less you will receive the energy of it.



Your cognitive system has been primed by the previous statements to block you from what is totally new here now.



Whatever you imagine is the purpose of all this is nothing but a projection of what you hope to successfully assume so that you can comfortably avoid the truth of how your mind works.



If you are looking for something more practical and serious in all this, you will never know what is truly practical and serious.



Since you have come this far already, why not go over the top and wake up to what is really going on?



Your best professional judgment will always be inadequate for purposes of being conscious.



Explore the possibility that you need to slow down and let the impact of all this reach some other place in your cognitive system.



Think of intelligence as a mysterious faculty that allows you to appreciate a meaning you do not have to apply to your job.



Many readers do not even make it to this particular statement in the series because of their arrogant and conservative stupidity. You can be thankful that you yourself are not that fucked-up.



The readers who do not make it this far suffer from the hypocrisy of what they demand from what they agree to read.



Modern readers do not believe in God and that is a good thing because the unknown real God is not the stupid Christian God or any other God of earthbound cognitive confusion.



Technological atheism cannot comprehend all this because none of this was designed for biological robots.



Road-block up ahead. 10-4 good buddy.



Be careful how you interpret statement 17.



Contemplate sheer cognitive entertainment and consider embarking on a new career that does not demand conformity to stupidity.



Be reminded yet again that professional judgement sucks. You must not allow it to clog your possible free intelligence.



If a group of super intelligent aliens were watching you read this, what would alarm them the most?



Stop suppressing the awesome thought that would explode your present plans.



You do not need the approval of society or the government to read this kind of thing, but think of why you need to be told this.



Pause here for a moment in a new depth of misunderstanding.



Watch what happens to the unhappy robots you try to wake up to the real meaning of this statement or anything like it.



The brilliant ancient Greek philosophers are dead and gone, but that is not the reason why they do not give a shit what modern American, British and European readers think of them.



Genuine and useful metaphysics can begin precisely with the question of the meaning of being a reader of all this.



If you want to get more out of all this, allow it to be an incomprehensible mindfuck.



Your usual thinking is especially inadequate where you believe it is most adequate, so provoke yourself about all this to the point of an awakening of higher intelligence.



Picture what happens when a shallow, busy manager tries to read this kind of material if you want to know why companies fail.



Picture what happens when you yourself try to read this kind of material with deeper and more prolonged engagement.



Familiarise yourself with this kind of statement, then hurry on to the next.



This is definitely not the next statement.



This statement is in no way connected to the previous two statements.



You know what a computer crash is. Well, a brain crash is the same thing without registering it.



The New World Order has decided to outlaw independent thinking even though it is already so rare as to be inconsequential. Of course, the New World Order is not itself composed of thinkers at all, which explains their faulty thinking about thinkers. So, having had your warning, go ahead and begin independent thinking.



Independent reading would also be useful at this time.



Any genuinely independent thinker and reader of all this will not have to be told that any interpretation of all this is necessarily incomplete.



Think of what worries you the most about the kind of things you are reading here so that you can remain in a state of blind and fearful conformity to something stupid and ugly.



Picture what it would be like to actually see your brain turning this suggestion into something other than itself.



If you were to stop believing you are a human brain engaged in reading this, your reading would become more human.



Praise or blame of all this will never stop it from benefiting truly intelligent people.



There are many readers of all this who handle it in an entirely different way than you do. There are also many readers of all this who handle it pretty much the way you do. Those who handle it differently are more unique than your group.



To increase your unique and unprecedented reading of this, make it so that this suddenly reads in a different way than the way you started reading this.



Question what is wrong with the assertion, “I read, therefore I am.”



If you would like to experiment with Zen enlightenment while you are reading this, just continue reading this forever.



You cannot possibly want to know the real reason this statement provokes you.



Try to understand why extraterrestrial beings like this website more than the proud and stupid Earthlings.



Try not to read any further Note Sessions. You will only be made to feel confused or upset or offended. Proud and stupid readers cannot survive Notes, and they are the majority of Earthbound readers living on this prisonlike planet.



New York 911, Madrid 311 and London 7-7 were all inside jobs to make people want a police state. Only those who can see this obvious fact are qualified to read more Note Sessions.



This is not a "Conspiracy Site". This is a "Consciousness Site". The more "Notes" you read, the more hope of getting your consciousness and thinking awake and less stuck.



If you believe you are intelligent, you already dislike Notes and criticize all this. If you actually are intelligent, the more "Notes" you read the more you find yourself in a learning process.



Bush and Blair are unreal clowns. They make silly faces and constantly lie. They are not leaders, but puppets of behind-the-scenes global manipulators. You must clear their crap out of your brain and replace it with something beyond dull normalcy and cynical flippancy.



Oops! We just lost most of our Earth-readers.



Do you want to learn or do just want to go on believing the world?



Bring a friend to this website and watch them squirm and make stupid comments.



Beware of the next Note Session. You are not ready for it.



Many of our more stupid readers will skip ahead to our "Latest Session" to try to "see where it is all going." When they get there, they try to make a plausible evaluation of hundreds of Note Sessions they did not bother to go into. What does this tell you about the mental condition of human beings on this planet?



If you really want to "skip ahead" in a meaningful way, try Take Note Interactive, which operates something like an oracle. It will give you a Note at random from our entire database as what Dr. Edward De Bono, a cognitive scientist, would call "lateral provocation" for stimulating new patterns in your brain through discontinuity. It will be the perfect answer for you in accord with the Law of Synchronicity.



You cannot avoid what the Universe has decided for you about all this, but you can avoid the truth of how your mind works. Most readers are very clever at self-deception. In fact, most of them do not perceive that all of this is about you and the way your mind works.



You are commanded to read the next Note Session in a different way than the other things you read. Of course this has to be said for another reason than the reason you believe it is said.

http://www.take-note.com

MKFaizi

Post by MKFaizi » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:10 pm

Obviously, this will be dumbed down to the Brothel. Pure spam but the 'ho's can take it.

We take everything else.

Personally, I think this should stay on Genius. It was sent to Genius from the outside world. It was not sent to the Brothel. The Brothel did not invite it.

Faizi

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Post by jonfield » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:12 pm

What's wrong with it? Why do you call it spam?

MKFaizi

Post by MKFaizi » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:15 pm

I went to the link provided.

Pretty bad.

Faizi

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Re: Take Note

Post by Terry » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:23 pm

Oh! I get it! You're supposed to fill in the blanks between the lines! I've always loved these things. Lemme try...here... Hmm...
jonfield wrote:You are commanded to read all this in a different way than the other things you read.
I am reading this differently but the difference is not noticeable; perhaps it is in English.
This has to be said for another reason than the reason you believe it is said.
I knew the blender needed repairs, but if you insist you came here for something else...
The connection between the statements you read here is real but not logical.
The statements I read here are cucumber, yellow, Bob and Linda, pumpernickel, and rancheros.
The more you understand what is being transmitted here, the less you will receive the energy of it.
My energy bills suffice, thank you. No need to peddle cheap electricity here.

Your cognitive system has been primed by the previous statements to block you from what is totally new here now.
FNORD. FNORD. FNORD. FNORD.

Whatever you imagine is the purpose of all this is nothing but a projection of what you hope to successfully assume so that you can comfortably avoid the truth of how your mind works.
I am avoiding the truth that my mind is made of Knox gelatin.
If you are looking for something more practical and serious in all this, you will never know what is truly practical and serious.
The truly practical is non-serious, but practical, practically speaking.
Since you have come this far already, why not go over the top and wake up to what is really going on?
Why not go under the bottom and pick up the dropped bread crumbs under my bed?
Your best professional judgment will always be inadequate for purposes of being conscious.
Thank you for reminding me that my shoes are untied.
Explore the possibility that you need to slow down and let the impact of all this reach some other place in your cognitive system.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG SLOW.
Think of intelligence as a mysterious faculty that allows you to appreciate a meaning you do not have to apply to your job.
My mysterious faculty refuses to tell me what it is. It also says "intelligence" is a lousy skill for a job resume.

Many readers do not even make it to this particular statement in the series because of their arrogant and conservative stupidity. You can be thankful that you yourself are not that fucked-up.
And yet, I am still fucked-up because my arrogant and conservative stupidity refuse to go on vacation to see the World series.
The readers who do not make it this far suffer from the hypocrisy of what they demand from what they agree to read.
Random readers of this post will die from pre-determined death by boredom and spaced-out nonsequiturs.

Modern readers do not believe in God and that is a good thing because the unknown real God is not the stupid Christian God or any other God of earthbound cognitive confusion.
The real unknown God gave away the surprise of his being "real unknown God." Feh. What fun is there then?

Technological atheism cannot comprehend all this because none of this was designed for biological robots.
It was designed, however, for ontological Roberts.

Road-block up ahead. 10-4 good buddy.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!! PUSH THE BUTTON! PUSH THE BUTTON!!!
Be careful how you interpret statement 17.
Statement 16 is holding a gun. And Statement 18 has a chihuahua.
Contemplate sheer cognitive entertainment and consider embarking on a new career that does not demand conformity to stupidity.
Most fortune cookie writers should be hanged by this point.
Be reminded yet again that professional judgement sucks. You must not allow it to clog your possible free intelligence.
!@#$%^&$@!@#$%^ @#$^___#$%^%^&


If a group of super intelligent aliens were watching you read this, what would alarm them the most?
The fact that I am not at Waffle House.

Stop suppressing the awesome thought that would explode your present plans.
How mildly inconvenient!
You do not need the approval of society or the government to read this kind of thing, but think of why you need to be told this.
The government approves of this message; society was unavailable for comment.
Pause here for a moment in a new depth of misunderstanding.
Oh, Sartre, you naughty French fry!
Watch what happens to the unhappy robots you try to wake up to the real meaning of this statement or anything like it.
A nuclear physics fetish takes years of careful cultivation.

The brilliant ancient Greek philosophers are dead and gone, but that is not the reason why they do not give a shit what modern American, British and European readers think of them.
If Jesus was a Jew, why is his name Puerto Rican?
Genuine and useful metaphysics can begin precisely with the question of the meaning of being a reader of all this.
Metaphysics and Clorox color-safe bleach team up to bring you whiter undies than before!
If you want to get more out of all this, allow it to be an incomprehensible mindfuck.
I HAVE TOO MUCH MORE MORE!!! I WANT MORE LESS!!!!
Your usual thinking is especially inadequate where you believe it is most adequate, so provoke yourself about all this to the point of an awakening of higher intelligence.
Higher intelligence consists of coloring within the lines, opening a can of beans, and wondering where your left slipper went.
Picture what happens when a shallow, busy manager tries to read this kind of material if you want to know why companies fail.
Shallow, busy managers fare terribly in the presence of liquids.
Picture what happens when you yourself try to read this kind of material with deeper and more prolonged engagement.
Like, oh my GOD! Shopping!
Familiarise yourself with this kind of statement, then hurry on to the next.
How are you? What kind of work do you do?
This is definitely not the next statement.
This statement replaced the next statement due to insufficient pay.
This statement is in no way connected to the previous two statements.
This is the third-party statement.
You know what a computer crash is. Well, a brain crash is the same thing without registering it.
In Communist Russia, Windows Registry registers YOU.
The New World Order has decided to outlaw independent thinking even though it is already so rare as to be inconsequential. Of course, the New World Order is not itself composed of thinkers at all, which explains their faulty thinking about thinkers. So, having had your warning, go ahead and begin independent thinking.
Independent thinking requires licensing from your local Independent-thinking bureau. If no one else will get you, it will be the IRS.
Independent reading would also be useful at this time.
Please remove the 678 chimpanzees dictating this statement. Please attempt reading once more without them.
Any genuinely independent thinker and reader of all this will not have to be told that any interpretation of all this is necessarily incomplete.
Doidy Doidy Doidy Doidy Doidy Doidy
Think of what worries you the most about the kind of things you are reading here so that you can remain in a state of blind and fearful conformity to something stupid and ugly.
"It's called the Cathedral of Erotic Misery or CoEM for short. We're living in an era of abbreviations." - Kurt Schwitters.
Picture what it would be like to actually see your brain turning this suggestion into something other than itself.
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Ya got me?
If you were to stop believing you are a human brain engaged in reading this, your reading would become more human.
Oh dear. Now my reading will form unions and start picketing.
Praise or blame of all this will never stop it from benefiting truly intelligent people.
Castration is ideal!

There are many readers of all this who handle it in an entirely different way than you do. There are also many readers of all this who handle it pretty much the way you do. Those who handle it differently are more unique than your group.
There are people who waste their time who handle it in an entirely different way than you do. There are also many people who waste their time who handle it pretty much the way you do. Those who handle it differently are more unique than your group because time wasting is a virtue of those who handle it better than you do.
To increase your unique and unprecedented reading of this, make it so that this suddenly reads in a different way than the way you started reading this.
Your experience is incomplete without Mentos and a 2-liter bottle of cola.
Question what is wrong with the assertion, “I read, therefore I am.”
What is wrong with what is wrong with the assertion, "I read, therefore I am." questio nmark#$%^$#%
If you would like to experiment with Zen enlightenment while you are reading this, just continue reading this forever.
Waaaaahhhh. There's not enough!
You cannot possibly want to know the real reason this statement provokes you.
This statement cannot possibly want to know the real reason you provokes you.
Try to understand why extraterrestrial beings like this website more than the proud and stupid Earthlings.
Aliens are idiosyncratic in their sandwich-making that way.

Try not to read any further Note Sessions. You will only be made to feel confused or upset or offended. Proud and stupid readers cannot survive Notes, and they are the majority of Earthbound readers living on this prisonlike planet.
Rich Uncle Pennybags has left me with Baltic Avenue again, the bastard!
New York 911, Madrid 311 and London 7-7 were all inside jobs to make people want a police state. Only those who can see this obvious fact are qualified to read more Note Sessions.
The Note Sessions promise you better inside jobs than all of these combined. WARNING: May cause indigestion.
This is not a "Conspiracy Site". This is a "Consciousness Site". The more "Notes" you read, the more hope of getting your consciousness and thinking awake and less stuck.
My consciousness is insominiac.
If you believe you are intelligent, you already dislike Notes and criticize all this. If you actually are intelligent, the more "Notes" you read the more you find yourself in a learning process.
You know, you can't just get by on Cliff Notes for the rest of your life. Reading the whole book is more fulfilling. Plus, it occupies more space on your bookshelf for further bragging rights.
Bush and Blair are unreal clowns. They make silly faces and constantly lie. They are not leaders, but puppets of behind-the-scenes global manipulators. You must clear their crap out of your brain and replace it with something beyond dull normalcy and cynical flippancy.
It's a shame they're not good enough to be "Real" clowns.
Oops! We just lost most of our Earth-readers.
You must work for FedEx, right?
Do you want to learn or do just want to go on believing the world?
Hold on. This is a two-part question...
Bring a friend to this website and watch them squirm and make stupid comments.
I feed my friends to the fish. Unfortunately, they don't fare well in dry, well-lit environments.
Beware of the next Note Session. You are not ready for it.
Neither did Caesar, but he still made fine salad.
Many of our more stupid readers will skip ahead to our "Latest Session" to try to "see where it is all going." When they get there, they try to make a plausible evaluation of hundreds of Note Sessions they did not bother to go into. What does this tell you about the mental condition of human beings on this planet?
What is the sound of hundreds of virtual talking toilets flushing at once?
If you really want to "skip ahead" in a meaningful way, try Take Note Interactive, which operates something like an oracle. It will give you a Note at random from our entire database as what Dr. Edward De Bono, a cognitive scientist, would call "lateral provocation" for stimulating new patterns in your brain through discontinuity. It will be the perfect answer for you in accord with the Law of Synchronicity.
Oracles buy Peoplesoft and propagate horrid databases for all. I'm not paying for that EVIL.

You cannot avoid what the Universe has decided for you about all this, but you can avoid the truth of how your mind works. Most readers are very clever at self-deception. In fact, most of them do not perceive that all of this is about you and the way your mind works.
The universe doesn't believe in the universe, but it still admits that it cooks up mean quiche.

You are commanded to read the next Note Session in a different way than the other things you read. Of course this has to be said for another reason than the reason you believe it is said.
I like doughnuts. And tea. And banana peppers. And bears.
I keep clicking and nothing happens.

MKFaizi

Post by MKFaizi » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:55 am

Road-block up ahead. 10-4 good buddy.
Heavy.

I can't believe this is still here. I mean, damn.

Faizi

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Post by Terry » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:35 pm

I think enlightenment is affected by gravity. Or gravy.

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