Kissaki! If you're ready to be martyred - gee! I have a task for you.
What's life anyway? HMM. No, I'm sure. It is nothing. And women... bah! I don't need them.
Nor do I need men. Wow, I've never realized how unnecessary humans are. Well, I concern myself much with economy. Consciousness is superfluous and and humans and and existence. Oh Gods of space and my two dimensional existence! Spare me your cruel torments! I was the product of a malicious act of procreation! Creation of waste!
Whyyyyyyyiiiiiiieeeeee?!
Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her
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Ryan Sepulvado
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Re: Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her
Oh... I know why.
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guest_of_logic
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Re: Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her
The reason for the wicked behaviour of women as identified in the OP has been mathematically proven. There you have it, folks.
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divine focus
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Re: Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her
Unquestionable. Perfect sense. The root of all evil, increased exponentially.
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brokenhead
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Re: Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her
An equivalent formulation is the well known:guest_of_logic wrote:The reason for the wicked behaviour of women as identified in the OP has been mathematically proven. There you have it, folks.
Marriage is an institution.
Marriage is based on Love.
Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Critics of this theory often cite the following:
The angle of the dangle equals the sum of the cum plus the heat of the meat.