GENIUS FORUMS

Foresta: When classes start up again, I'll let you know. guest: I've been studying psychiatry since I was very young and am currently in my fourth year of schooling. I do plan on becoming a clinical psychologist or, at the very least, a counselor. By no means am I an expert, but it is something that...

Hear hear, Iolaus.

I was told by my Doctor that I don't have schitzophrenia, besides psychiatrists are bullshit artists. Above all, I know more than they do if I have schitzophrenia or not. "Schizo-affective schizophrenics exhibit the behavioral excesses of both schizophrenia and affective disorder. The patient ...

Remember, kissaki: Death fist vagina. Not just a great name for a death metal band. Xerox: Yes, I have. Someone I'm not terribly attached to emotionally has been so destroyed by the family court system that the ordeal ended with the barrel of a gun in his mouth. On the other hand, I know a woman who...

Can someone open a window? It smells a little schizophrenic in here.

Remember: Schizophrenia is when the voices come from the outside, and Dissociative Personality Disorder is when they're from inside.

I hate to write you off as yet another Internets insane-o, because that would take away the fun of disproving you again and again, but isn't the definition of insanity itself the act of denying logic? You are being presented with logic and in a fantastic show of "NUH-UH, NO U" reciprocate ...

Oh dear God, no. You're one of those women who slap 'Queen Princess Bitchpants' or 'Give me the coffee and nobody dies' bumper stickers on your car, aren't you? She claims that during some sort of electrical storm, her and a boy-friend/ex-husband whatever had an "alien" enter the bedroom t...

I've never thought of my gash as being so glorious as to derail the track to enlightenment. For all your woman bashing, no girls allowed mentality, you sure seem to think pretty highly of the power of the vulva, Kissaki.

The only suppository a butt pirates prescribe to consists of a healthy protein shot delivered via fleshy gangplank. There's a poop deck pun in there somewhere, but can we talk about the YouTube thing again? I feel dirty.

I've had suspicions, but this thread affirms my lurking fear that you were a grass-eater. Spare me not, ye devourer of logic and commonsense.

To the plank with ye then, scurvy butt pirate!

Oh, how I adore early morning, semi-lucid posting.

"Death fist vagina."

804, You took my words as an attack on females, which is precisely what the words point out is impossible to do. It's either 'Death first' or your vagina. Q.E.D. I disagree, for a number of reasons, but that isn't the issue here: The real issue is, can someone PLEASE make "Death or 804's Vagin...

Avast ye, Ishmael-- Internets idiocy, starboard bound!*

*The video was pretty dumb.

I see. And you are determined this won't be your fate as well? Death first, comrade! 804, It only appears as defeatism because you mistake infinite for the things gained and lost. Hence the necessity for obliviousness to the obvious in order for the gain and loss to occur. What is the gain or loss ...

http://balancingeverything.com/ and the like. It makes my biological clock come to a screeching halt.

Aliens?

Please tell me you mean the kind that sells fruit on the side of the highway and cleans hotel rooms.

These inconsiderate people took advantage of us good samaritans, they are partiers, we are not! The two women had several people over, they both pay rent here , so they are entitled to party, however, they could have kept the noise level down or taken their party downstairs! Did either you or Terry...

brokie: I dig Guitar Hero. I wasn't criticizing the Playstation so much as the absence of a few items in the needs-an-hour-a-day list. 804: Why do you suppose that when I said reality, I was talking about something painful and harsh? (Ever bully a drunk at a party into playing Guitar Hero? It's the...

Tomas leads me to believe that you don't have a good track record here in Dodge, but I like to give people benefit of the doubt. With that said, I still don't find what you posted about an egregious enough offense to come to us about. Here is how I interpreted your post: You're on vacation with a gr...

You have a very good point, and congratulations on your continued wellness, but there is a difference between self-medicating and finding the means to an unnecessary end. Take my friend J. J is a very pragmatic individual, almost stereotypically so; he's actually in school to become an actuary. He's...

Hah! Indeed not, for non-Playstation owners. As far as reality, yes. I'm painfully aware of my reality. I'm also aware that despite the harshness of reality, there is good and fun and gentleness and all that fluffy shit as well. Even the most abominable of humans owe themselves the necessity of happ...

Can you explain this a little more clearly? I'm confused as to what you're trying to say here.

I know people who are so tightly wound that it takes some sort of opiate to bring them to a mental wellbeing. Without mental wellbeing, I don't believe that people can come to whatever truths they find with their spirituality.

Yes, yes, we're all but specks in this frighteningly large universe. But until that universe collapses upon itself or mankind finds the reason for our being (other than to merely exist, as the rest of the animals do), then what's there to do about it? Having a loved one doesn't change the greater tr...